“Although its venom is highly toxic, it is being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments. The spider’s bite can cause an erection that sometimes lasts for up to four hours.”

Killer spider found in family’s supermarket shopping

And the Spider-Man porn parody writes itself.

Champion.

Champion.

(via clementattlee)

Looks like a good read.

Looks like a good read.

“The problem with Josh is he has no sense of proportion. It’s like you shake hands with a hand buzzer, then he will pick your daughter up from school and not tell you. The sickest things were the small shit he used to do. I was always reading books on the set and he would tear the last few pages out of them! Also, at one point I was going through a really difficult time and I had this very sweet assistant who would write little supportive aphorisms on post-its and leave them in my dressing room, like: “I have the time and space to do everything that I need to do.” Little things like that. And Josh, who would apparently always go into my dressing room, would take those down and put things like, “There is no happiness. The reward is death.” “Will I ever work again?””
Bradley Whitford on Josh Malina (x)

(via paulftompkins)

Soaking in the new rustic bathroom decor.

Soaking in the new rustic bathroom decor.

Broadening horizons.

Broadening horizons.

ad-hoc:

This song is often on ‘most depressing songs’ lists, but I hear a lot of hope in this song.

Going for an ironic jog.

Going for an ironic jog.